What's that I hear? Is it a banjo, the sound of beagles chasing a "coon" up a tree and some fried green tomatoes? No, it's the sound of Kyla Ebbert cashing in on just how white trash and slutty she can be.
Kyla Ebbert, the woman who was upset with Southwest for drawing attention to her for wearing skimpy clothing is now available to see totally nude on Playboy.com. Yes, apparently she was so jealous of the clothing getting the attention that she took it off and burned it, then posed for national attention. She is, of course, deeply scared by this debacle and laments that her payday came on the heels of her blossoming Hooters job but is sure that since the photos were "very tastefully done" she will still be able to pursue a law degree and become an attorney.
Her mother, an aging woman well past her prime reluctantly agreed to Kyla posing nude and was quoted as saying "Why is that little Bitch getting all the attention? I have to live vicariously through her? I gave birth to her, where's my prize? Anyone want to see me naked?"
Kyla: there is no law career in your future; the best thing that ever happened or will happen to you in your life is the attention you got for your Barbie skirt. It's all downhill from here. Unfortunately you never had a shot did you? You are, after all, your mother's daughter.
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