Britney Spears; I think you’re hot, but frankly, I’m tired of looking at you. I don’t care that you’re a wreck. I feel bad about it, but I have more important things to worry about in my life and it requires real news… not your life, it requires real media… not the E channel on every channel. Every time I turn on the TV, it’s the latest mistake you’ve made. I’m sorry for singling you out because, like, Lindsay, Paris, O.J., and, like, so many other totally popular people are, like, guilty of, like, the same thing. And here’s the real kicker: we the consumer are the ones provoking the media to follow you around. It’s your fault that you behave so badly, but it’s our fault that you get attention for it. You are getting rich off of our incompetence while the media gets higher ratings for entertainment than it does for news
P.S. How does it come to be that in one of the greatest civilizations in the history of the world, a Judge must give a guy named "K-Fed" custody of children???
In a follow-up to the healthcare... I'd like to suggest we shoot the unhealthy parents of otherwise healthy children.
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I do like that idea... "shooting the unhealthy parents of otherwise healthy children". Of course, then we would have to get healthy parents to raise those children. The giant surplus of children would saddle healthy parents with dozens of children each and cause the parents to go "unhealthy", and thus need euthanasia themselves ;-)
That said, I have been a long time supporter for the idea of mandatory vasectomies for genetically inferior people. Of course, without effective boarder control, that would eventually be pointless, too. - Or perhaps it would be an excellent plan for stemming the inflow of foreign nationals :-)
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